25 joint and blunt pole
one time I was opposite a cute guy on the train and I saw him checking his phone when suddenly his flash went off and I realised he was taking a photo of me and we just stared at each other like
Wow.. I didn’t know that
File under : things I wasn’t taught in school
Reblog the hell out of this everyone.
It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
karma vs dad
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
It’s a gif!
|—||Neil Gaiman (via wordsthat-speak)|